Ode to Jelly Beans.

Jelly Beans. AKA. The story of my life. What wonderful things they are. They come in all colors and flavors, and when put in your mouth, you never know exactly what flavor you are going to get. Some sweet, some unique, some surprising, some downright gross, some pleasant, and some that don't really have much flavor. Some taste good when mixed together, and some ruin the taste in your mouth for the whole day. After sitting in a jar for a year in a half, some start to get stale. Each jelly bean eaten becomes a chore to swallow. But you eat them anyways, because every jelly bean eaten is one less Jelly Bean in the Jar. Then just when you think you've eaten all the good ones, you eat one that takes you by surprise. Then you realize, that even the gross Jelly Beans have thier place in your mouth. And when mixed with the right things, all jelly beans can be good, even if they feel a little bit stale. Sometimes it feels like they'll never be gone. Sometimes the jar just feels too full. Sometimes it feels like you don't know where the jelly beans have gone. Heck, sometimes you forget to even eat the frickin' Jelly bean. Sometimes I'm so sick of jelly beans I wanna throw them all away and pretend I've never eaten Jelly Beans in my life. But, here I sit. Eating Jelly Beans.



I only have 165 Jelly beans left. I guess I better get going on all the things I wanted to do before the jelly beans were gone.



OH how I love my Jelly Bean Jar.

OHHHh

Hey! Little mama, Ooh, you're a stunner

Hot little figure, Yes, you're a winner

And I'm so glad to be yours, You're a class all your own

And... Oh, little cutie

When you talk to me

I swear the whole world stops

You're my sweetheart

And I'm so glad that you are mine

You are one of a kind and...